Green Mullet Girl = Attention Whore Of The Decade
Look familiar? Limewire, circa 2001. Literally the first porno I ever downloaded. I actually skipped Warped Tour just to stay home and beat off to this chick making love to produce. Yeah well, here's the full version you never saw. Nostalgic fap 4 the win
Views: 168,635 | Date: 2.18.12 | Submitted By | Category: Whoredom
Original video HERE.
Date: 2.21.12 | Views: 187,741 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Exhibition
Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head
Working the graveyard shift usually sucks Golden Retriever dick, but it's not entirely absent of perks. During my tenure at the 24 hour Rite Aid, I enjoyed a 10% increase in pay and unadulterated access to the ice cream station. But as for complimentary blowjobs from tresspassing prostitutes... that one's all up to this smooth talking Apu.
Date: 2.19.12 | Views: 397,284 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Uber Hot Dork Learns How To Masturbate
There's two things I truly value in life: 1.) Arby's coupons and 2.) sexually inexperienced women, like this chick. Tack on the fact that she weighs 100 pounds and likes to snack on her own love juice and I'd say this is damn near the closest I've ever come to falling in love with something displayed on my CRT monitor, save for maybe Tetris. PROFILE HERE.
Date: 2.12.12 | Views: 1,055,125 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever
This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic. FULL VIDEO HERE.
Date: 2.6.12 | Views: 1,458,547 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. Her laugh is as bad as her hygiene. Sounds like something Steven Urkel would emit while making love to the dude from Wonder Years. Watch this one all the way through. Full videos HERE and HERE.
Date: 2.2.12 | Views: 1,148,733 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
Hillbilly Wants To Kill Cameraman
There's only one thing more futile that trying to bust a nut while watching reruns of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - and that's attempting to win an argument against a porn director whilst esophagus-deep in cock. Two boners up for the effort. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 1.31.12 | Views: 958,818 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Bad Times At The Bachelorette Party
This girl has an emotional breakdown immediately following a facial. I initially assumed the obvious - dude must love his jumbo asparagus. But upon a 2nd viewing, I spotted a wedding band on the left hand. This is the part where I'm supposed to call her a whore. Personally, I'd rather just comfort her and smell her butt. I'm romantic like that. Full vid HERE.
Date: 1.26.12 | Views: 1,622,192 | Submitted By Dylan | Category: LULZ
OOPS! I Accidentally Sodomized You!
If there's one thing that never fails to get a fuckload of clicks - it's videos of unexpected butt love. So here's 8 of em. That's right, EIGHT, as in the number of times I defecated after eating crab wontons at P.F. Changs. Enjoy. SOURCES: #1, #2, #4, #5, #6, #8.
Date: 1.23.12 | Views: 1,849,923 | Submitted By TG | Category: Wrong Hole
Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself
Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.
Date: 1.18.12 | Views: 1,132,513 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Check her twat at the 1.55 mark. After no more than 15 seconds of diddling her clit, shit becomes the Niagra Falls of vaginal discharge. Camera dude says it's cum. I have 5 bucks and case of diet Mr. Pibb that says it's forgotten creampie from yesteryear. Full video HERE + HERE
Date: 1.14.12 | Views: 1,495,662 | Submitted By Kent | Category: LULZ
Innovative Approach To Anal Sex
I once beat off 11 times in a single showing of The Legend Of Bagger Vance. I thought I was special, but the truth is... you dont even know what the fuck special is till you've seen an Asian-German rectally birth a 36 inch dildo, followed by duct taped sodomy fantastico. Profile HERE.
Date: 1.10.12 | Views: 1,436,837 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II
What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.
Date: 1.6.12 | Views: 1,237,413 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins
I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.
Date: 12.31.11 | Views: 1,558,806 | Submitted By Sewer | Category: Insertions
The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars II
The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path. If you missed the first one, catch it HERE. Download the full versions of all clips HERE and HERE.
Date: 12.21.11 | Views: 1,346,243 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
It's all fun n' games till you got a 14 inch dong knocking on the pearly gates of your anus. The pain hits her like a bag of Saved By The Bell VHS tapes, but this trooper refuses to quit. Some might call it desperation for a quick $450. I prefer the term 'integrity'. Full video HERE.
Date: 12.19.11 | Views: 1,759,574 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal
The Worst O-Face You'll Ever See
Shit lady, as much as I loved you in the finale of Army of Darkness, I really think I could've lived without seeing you get fucked cross eyed by Oscar De La Hoya. This shit nearly left my cock inverted. Full video available HERE.
Date: 12.8.11 | Views: 1,393,498 | Submitted By Jay | Category: Orgasms
YIKES! Wigger Has Crazy Breakdown!
Poor chick. Freshly brainwashed by a 24 hour marathon of Pimp My Ride, she actually thought getting anally gangbanged by Jamal, Jamal, Jamal and Donatello would be fun. Thanks be to hemorrhoids, the reality check comes with the quickness. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 12.5.11 | Views: 1,423,908 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal
KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.
Date: 12.2.11 | Views: 1,769,519 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins