Hipster: Permanently Loose At Age 18
My Papa John's delivery bro tells me body art is a form of expression. I couldn't agree more. This broads pierced nipples and tacky tattoos just scream 'my vagina has more cargo space than a Chevy Trailblazer'. And that it does laddy, that it does
Views: 335,590 | Date: 5.17.12 | Submitted By Gape Master 5000 | Category: Meat Caves Inc.
Fangirl shits pinecones after overhearing pornstar Brian Pumper refer to her as a 'bitch'. Blows are exchanged & shit gets ugly, but the real damage done is all psychological, with brutal insults like "u think i wud tweet about u? I FUCK MOOLIONAIRES NIGGUH". Sauce: DJROBEROB.
Date: 5.16.12 | Views: 535,261 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered. Download the full video HERE. Douchebag song HERE.
Date: 5.12.12 | Views: 924,594 | Submitted By TG | Category: Bloopers
You Want To Quit... FOR REALZ?
B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of some Italians, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for the new Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene, and you should watch the uncut version HERE.
Date: 5.7.12 | Views: 1,147,137 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Painal
13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever
First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes, full body thrashers and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12.
Date: 5.2.12 | Views: 1,497,495 | Submitted By Gunz | Category: Orgasms
Bro Shits Himself After Knocking Girl Out
Date: 4.26.12 | Views: 1,287,220 | Submitted By Mia Skywalker | Category: Bloopers
14 Incher Causes Gianna To Quit
I've never seen Gianna cave before, no matter how big the cock. It's as if her vaginal canal is made of Teflon, with more square footage than James Van Deer Beek's forehead. But after watching this, I'm not so sure. Sources for intro 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Full tap-out scene HERE. Song HERE.
Date: 4.10.12 | Views: 2,108,473 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Here it is. The Citizen Kane of ewww your semen tastes like Gene Wilder's deceased asshole. Actually, I'm not entirely sure whether or not Gene is deceased, but I trust that the implied mental image is effective all the same. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12
Date: 4.8.12 | Views: 1,515,313 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
What starts off as a mere request for directions, quickly spirals into a risky game of watch-me-soil-my-Old-Navy-cargo-pants-or-feel-the-wrath-of-my-Toyota-RAV4.. LOL @ the 3.34 mark. Retracrting your foreskin and showing off the dick cheese just doesn't win em over like it used too.
Date: 4.7.12 | Views: 1,356,164 | Submitted By humoron | Category: Plugs
Erectile Dysfunction... LIKE A BOSS
There's really nothing more emasculating than getting taunted over your sexual inadequacies, save for maybe your mom walking in on you as you spank it to Robin Williams in Jumanji. The point is... Jumanji is a great movie and unfairly disregarded.
Date: 4.2.12 | Views: 1,201,187 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
Crack addicts, painal, premature ejaculation... this video is more well rounded than the Denny's Grand Slam that I didn't pay for this morning. Unfortunately there's no kicker, but what it lacks in surprise endings... it makes up for in orgasmic zombie moans.
Date: 3.28.12 | Views: 1,596,224 | Submitted By TG | Category: Painal
Mexican Teen Cant Even Take 1 Inch
I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like 'Papi'. The things I'd do for love. Full video HERE and only there.
Date: 3.25.12 | Views: 1,576,479 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Cocaine Doesnt Make You Good At Sex
Not since the 2005 release of 1 Night In Chyna have I seen a woman with such a fucked up misunderstanding of eroticism. She grunts like pirate with stage 4 throat cancer, pisses all over the place, and has a finishing act that'll make your head hurt. Full video HERE.
Date: 3.19.12 | Views: 1,659,893 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
Frat Boys Troll 3 Pornstars Into Quitting
Nothing quite spells EFUKT like a supposed 'Navy Seal' turned male pornstar challenging 80+ CSUN students to a backyard brawl, whilst completely naked and armed with nothing but a slowly deflating boner. HAHA. Check out the full scene HERE.
Date: 3.13.12 | Views: 1,367,451 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Bloopers
He's got red pubes and a cock shaped like a Slim Jim. But not all is bad in Gingerland. His GF is a tatted blonde willing to suck his 7 incher balls deep, depsite that her face ends up being engulfed in a crimson pubic jungle.
Date: 3.10.12 | Views: 1,371,377 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Plugs
She's junior college educated, has a rack to premature ejaculate for, and isn't afraid to slob on the knob after her partner takes a trip to cornhole city. Superintendent Jackoff & Co can hate all they want, this angel is a keeper. Read HERE. See her nastiest videos HERE, HERE, and HERE.
Date: 3.9.12 | Views: 1,679,202 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: LULZ
I saw my 1st prolapse at 16 while surfing the old blog section of Khan Tusion's meatholes.com. It was pretty foul. Not even a rewatch of Katie Holmes's titties in The Gift could shake my mood . So who the fuck is this Khan Tusion guy ? This video sheds some light. More HERE.
Date: 3.5.12 | Views: 1,246,935 | Submitted By Ripperman | Category: Bloopers
Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck. DOWNLOAD THE FULL VIDEO HERE.
Date: 2.29.12 | Views: 1,663,899 | Submitted By TG | Category: LULZ
RARE: Girl Actually Cums On Facial Abuse
After boning a good 75% of New Jersey's crackwhore population, Facial Abuse has finally broken some unfamiliar ground - giving a girl an actual orgasm, and apparently an epic one at that... this chick is left more googly eyed than fuckin Steve Buscemi! Full video HERE. Song HERE.
Date: 2.27.12 | Views: 1,661,694 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Orgasms