Green Mullet Girl = Attention Whore Of The Decade
Look familiar? Limewire, circa 2001. Literally the first porno I ever downloaded. I actually skipped Warped Tour just to stay home and beat off to this chick making love to produce. Yeah well, here's the full version you never saw. Nostalgic fap 4 the win
Views: 168,401 | Date: 2.18.12 | Submitted By | Category: Whoredom
Webmaster Talks Fan Into Fisting Herself
Meet 20 year old Destiny. She has a knack for stuffing household products up her sweet sweet shithole, and thanks to the head honcho over @ isanyoneup.com, 2 new items just made the list - Odor Eaters Foot Spray and her brother's antiperspirant. HAHA. Profile HERE.
Date: 1.18.12 | Views: 1,132,442 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Innovative Approach To Anal Sex
I once beat off 11 times in a single showing of The Legend Of Bagger Vance. I thought I was special, but the truth is... you dont even know what the fuck special is till you've seen an Asian-German rectally birth a 36 inch dildo, followed by duct taped sodomy fantastico. Profile HERE.
Date: 1.10.12 | Views: 1,436,741 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
I've always enjoyed the finer things in life, namely the Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon cheeseburger, Cuba Gooding Jr. films and watching twats get used up like a Stretch Armstrong doll. Just watch. SOURCES: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #11, #12, #13.
Date: 12.31.11 | Views: 1,558,754 | Submitted By Sewer | Category: Insertions
Hot Kinky Jo is back once more, this time cramming half a dozen different objects up her hershey highway, only to rearrange them internally and shit em back out in a different order. She's the Houdini of all things rectal. Check out one of her live webcam shows HERE.
Date: 8.27.11 | Views: 1,117,801 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
This is Hot Kinky Jo - aspiring internet model equipped with a bazooka for an asshole. Catch one of her nightly cam shows and you'll see what I mean. She's capable of gaping open her turd cutter so wide you can spot what she ate for breakfast. It's enthralling. Check her profile HERE.
Date: 7.11.11 | Views: 1,847,355 | Submitted By Sewer | Category: Insertions
After straddling a butt plug as thick as a tree trunk, this chicks rectum starts oozing out blood like Owen Wilson's wrists after making another shitty movie. More death defying pussy insertions HERE!
Date: 6.26.10 | Views: 1,640,114 | Submitted By Deven | Category: Insertions
Everyone is born with a gift. Hers is a colon that doubles as a footlocker in between flights from Thailand to the good ol' USA. Watch in utter amazement as she demonstrates her maximum storage capacity.
Date: 6.22.10 | Views: 1,178,507 | Submitted By Jak | Category: Insertions
LOL @ the black chick claiming that a bottle of perfume became lodged in her cunt hole after she "accidentally" sat on it. Okay lady. I'll believe your story. But only because I strongly suspect that your vagina is as horse-like as your face. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Date: 3.25.10 | Views: 1,150,321 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity. Uh huh.
Date: 3.5.10 | Views: 1,810,211 | Submitted By Justin | Category: Insertions
You gotta add water. Everyone knows that you silly son of a bitch.
Date: 11.13.09 | Views: 1,678,356 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
for when Colon Cleanse just isn't enough..
Date: 11.3.09 | Views: 1,239,242 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Don't give up.... you're almost there.
Date: 10.27.09 | Views: 2,246,404 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
I'll take a Mr. Pibb and a pack of Now N' Laters. Easy on the yeast infection juice plz.
Date: 6.28.09 | Views: 1,064,718 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Same woman from the How To Eat Pussy video. She should do a special on how to maintain your dignity after a girl LOL's at your 3.5 inch, premature ejaculating penis. I might watch it.
Date: 3.19.09 | Views: 637,665 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Whenever she makes the unfortunate decision to reproduce, I bet you the doctors in the delivery room will just have her stand up and let gravity take it's course. The little fucker will fall right out.
Date: 3.2.09 | Views: 1,310,543 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Clumsy wildebeest has a dance with death as she strattles a dildo attached to the end of a 5 foot iron rod. Notice the chairs that are supporting her fat ass wobble throughout the video. She got lucky, a little too lucky. Had she slipped, the end result would've made 1 guy 1 cup look like Sesame Street.
Date: 2.16.09 | Views: 902,954 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Whenever I post an abundance of homoerotic content I tend to get hate mail from people demanding less cock and more beaver, so I think it's best I bang this one out quietly. No further description beyond what the title already divulges. Sorry.
Date: 1.29.09 | Views: 559,341 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
Fpr centuries many will wonder - how did he do it? How did one man fit an entire basketball into his anus? Vigorous week-long training sessions? Nah. Optical illusion? Nope. Homosexual superpowers that transform one's rectum into a 4th dimension gateway? I suspect so.
Date: 1.27.09 | Views: 1,123,998 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
I Lost My Cellphone In Your Vagina
I have this strong feeling that she ended up passing out with that phone still lost within her vaginal abyss. Yes I can see the headlines now: "Promiscuous college girl awakens in a drunken stupor to the sound of a ringtone echoing throughout the canals of her cunt. Surgical removal was necessary."
Date: 1.22.09 | Views: 916,766 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions
A damn fine car if I ever saw one. At 45 mpg, who the fuck needs a Prius? The real selling point here isn't the fuel efficiency though. It's the penis-like stick shift. Just fast forward to the 2.35 minute mark and see what kind of anal penetration this vehicle is capable of. It's also got 55 HP stock but if you really wanna be a baller - throw in a twin turbo and some neon lights. And ALWAYS valet that shit.
Date: 12.23.08 | Views: 746,852 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Insertions