Green Mullet Girl = Attention Whore Of The Decade
Look familiar? Limewire, circa 2001. Literally the first porno I ever downloaded. I actually skipped Warped Tour just to stay home and beat off to this chick making love to produce. Yeah well, here's the full version you never saw. Nostalgic fap 4 the win
Views: 168,363 | Date: 2.18.12 | Submitted By | Category: Whoredom
The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin II
What's life's greatest mystery? god? aliens? why Lionsgate allows Tyler Perry to continue directing films? How about how the fuck this 46 year old poster boy for NAMBLA managed to pull a Russian model half his age, only to vow abstinence for half a fucking decade? Full video HERE and more HERE.
Date: 1.6.12 | Views: 1,237,362 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins
KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers. Download his full video HERE.
Date: 12.2.11 | Views: 1,769,474 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins
He's socially inept and has B cup titties. How can life possibly get any worse? If you guessed 'make a porno, creep the living fuck out of the girl, blow your load in 4 seconds and end up all over the internet", you just won my inflatable Captain Planet sex doll. Download the full video HERE.
Date: 10.14.11 | Views: 1,751,391 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins
22 Year Old Loses His Virginity
He's 22 and still a virgin so his father put all his pennies together and bought his son a hooker for his birthday... a present weighing in at 200 pounds.
Date: 5.3.08 | Views: 1,551,348 | Submitted By Anonymous | Category: Virgins