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Lets Play Where's Waldo With My Nuts

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:58:05 -0800

You know what would've made this really awesome? If he tea bagged some naked bitch directly after shitting out his ballsack. I mean come on, the mere presence of a woman would've at the verly least hetrosexualized this video and then I wouldn't have to feel so gosh darn faggoty for posting it.

Death By Vaginal Cockroach

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:34:14 -0800

This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up!

The Vagina Of A Transexual

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 13:04:02 -0800

Either this video is just poorly dubbed or that tranny has some serious brain damage. Fucker can barely form a single sentence. Oh yeah and your vagina... it looks like a piece of burnt prime rib cut up with a hatchet, in a bad way.

Wife Doesn't Like Weird Sex

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:31:37 -0800

This couple tries to spice up their sex life with the help of some creepy crawlers and dirty talk. All I wanna know his how many bars of chocolate did it take to bribe miss piggy into doing this? I'd do it myself for a 24 pack of Holiday Spice. Why the fuck won't Pepsi bring that shit back?

Creative Methods Of Sexual Torture

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 11:42:10 -0800

Netflix sent me this one. No joke. I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck it ended up in my "movies you'll love" section. The only other shit I've ever rented off there was some Steven Segal classics and weight loss DVD's. I just don't see the connection. Anyway, the movie is called Emmanuelle Around The World, check it out.

20 Pound Titties

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:36:24 -0800

This woman has a rare condition known as Gigantomastia. Basically its when you grow titties bigger than watermelons and you end up having back problems for the rest of your life. Please god, create a similar condition that affects penis growth. I can handle the back pain, I promise.

People Actually Pay Her For Sex

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:12:47 -0800

Looks like this bitch has put a price tag on herpes. It's disheartening to see Pakistan's prostitution standards sink so low. This woman looks as though she was deficated out of a John Candy's deceased asshole. Okay well realistically I'd fuck her but only if I was paid 50k in cash up front and was permitted to chant "allah akbar" as I cock slap her.

Self Service

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:48:13 -0800

That sick motherfucker. No for real, I'm actually jealous. I tried to suck my own dick on a nightly basis from ages 12 to 19 but I could never reach. There was just too much distance between my 2 inch penis and mouth. So close... yet so far.

Dont Ruin My Fuck Session Bro

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:19:17 -0800

Seriously, this is the greatest video I've seen all month. At first I just thought it was some guys spying on their friend as he got a blowjob or some shit. Let me tell you this, if that's all that happened, it wouldn't be on here. Now prepare yourself for the beastmaster 5000.

Professional Salad Tosser

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:22:48 -0800

I like his Chuck Norris style somersault but I have mixed feelings about the use of chocolate syrup. Sure it'll easily mask the bitter taste of her cornhole but in the end how's he gonna be able to differienate syrup from shit? It's a dangerous game that salad tossing is.

It's Not What It Looks Like

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:35:38 -0800

Unless you see what I see: A man in a bear mask being ass fucked by animatronic reindeer. Yeah so apparently they started making the animal versions of those 'sex dolls' to suit the needs of zoophiles around the globe. I hear you can pick up a miniature stallion, fully loaded, for under $500 on ebay.

The Bilingual Whore

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:49:30 -0800

I posted this a long ass time ago but I just realized it was missing some key components, such as our Spanish starlet recieving an abrupt facial as she criticizes the cameraman for his 'ignorance'. Just a friendly reminder: when you're sitting butt naked on the floor of a Motel 6 having just been just ass fucked by a complete stranger, try not to engage in a verbal battle of wits with your employer. There's no winning. Download the full video @ LATIN ABUSE.

His Dick Wasn't Big Enough

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:45:31 -0800

When your penis just can't get the job done, you gotta resort to other body parts. The fist is the limb of choice for most of those big-pussied sluts, but of course there's always gonna be some with even more demanding needs. In this video the guy uses his foot, but keep in mind you can always skull fuck them too. Just shave your head 1st for the sake of hygiene.

If Beetle Juice Was A Porno...

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:29:42 -0800

It would look something like this, minus Michael Keaton. And while we're on the subject of x-rated spoofs, would anyone care to sign my petition to have The Elephant Man remade into an adult film? I'd very much like to see that mongloid fella give Sasha Gray some ATM.

The Mother Of All Vaginas

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:00:28 -0800

Did anyone else see Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hanging out inside of her war-torn vagina? I'll be damned if that isn't him. Anyways, I gotta maintain tradition here folks. Videos like this always awaken an ungodly hunger for the roast beef. I'm off to Arbys.

A Gameshow From Hell

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:05:03 -0800

A Twin Turbo Geo Metro Convertible - that's the prize. Object of the game? I'm actually still trying to figure that part out, but I think it has something to do with how many eels you're capable to sticking up your ass. Sounds like fun but I'm partial to Monoply.

Cleaning Has Never Been More Fun

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:06:55 -0800

Fuck, that's a hell of a way to mop a floor. It's inspiring really. So how exactly would one apply this kind of creativity to cleaning up their bathroom? I've got shit stains on my toilet dating back from 1997 and the only way I'm gonna get off my ass and do something about it is if it involves a naked woman.

How To Fuck Like A King

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:55:19 -0800

Damn. I could really use some service like this. At 325 pounds, I'm lucky if I can even find my cock, let alone put it to use. Sign me up for 2 whores, along with 4 beefcakes to handle all movement.

Tentacle Porn

Sat, 01 Nov 2008 08:02:20 -0700

This is actually really popular in Japan. Check this out... their law says you can't show genitalia in porn. So to get by this bullshit rule, they've replaced cocks with these tentacles that just happen to look like cocks, kinda. Now they still gotta censor the pink taco but none the less it's still a big step forward for the Japanese. Read about it HERE.

The Jack-Off Ninja

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:13:28 -0700

Damn! One time many years ago I successfully masturbated behind this elderly couple during a screening of that Mel Gibson jesus movie. I always thought I was ballsy for doing that but this motherfucker right here makes me look like a god damn amateur. If I have to come out of retirement to reclaim my title, so be it.

The Dumbest Porno Ever Made

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:29:28 -0700

She gets raped... by an alien-infected talking tree named Tildar. Pretty much the same shit as in Evil Dead 1, except this has penetration shots and ninchucks. Need I say more?

2 Girls 1 Sink

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:27:06 -0700

I'm so sorry about the censors. My web host has forbidden me from posting any videos that show defecation. So if you were hoping to see some good turd cutter close ups - you're shit out of luck buddy. I'm just really really hoping someone will recognize one of these girls so that we can bring on the shame.

Small Penis Confessions

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:31:12 -0700

You think your cock small? Watch this, it's practically guaranteed to boost yourself esteem... unless your cock happens to be just as microscopic as the guy's in this video - in which case, may god bless your soul.

Sleeping Wife Gets A Facial

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:15:16 -0700

I remember when I was younger my friends would always draw penises all over my face if I was the first to fall asleep. Fuck that. Next time I have a slumber party, I'm gonna hide a bottle of Jergens under my sleeping bag and wreak a homoerotic revenge on all of those who've wronged me.

You Fucked My Pussy Up

Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:53:30 -0700

It's not your typical work-related injury, but these things do happen... especially when someone is intentionally thrusting their foot into your vagina. It could've been worse - a flesh wound via jagged toenail... that would've put her out of work for good.

Entrails Of A Virgin

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 07:41:36 -0700

This is from a Japanese horror film of the same title. Basically this chick starts off using a severed limb to masturbate, at which point she encounters an Alien with a massive cock. After a whopping 15 seconds of penetration (you tried little buddy!), he rips out her uterus and she rolls over dead. A bit fucked up but I do commend him for his efforts in helping control the human population.

Fattest Pussy Ever

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 09:34:34 -0700

Her vagina looks a lot like a baseball mit, same color too. If you're gonna be 69'ing her with you on bottom, do yourself a favor and bring along a snorkel.

The Most Extreme Porno Ever Made

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:42:01 -0700

Octopusses up the ass, flesh eating bacteria in the vagina - you know the drill. lt's all standard fodder in the Japanese porn industry. But personally, I think this one takes it up just a notch or two.

Turkish Painful Anal

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:43:49 -0700

This one is a little open-ended. There's no money shot or anything, which gives us the opportunity to use our imaginations and draw our own conclusions. Perhaps she had a prolapse, ran off the set in humiliation, then went flat broke and turned to prostitution? Sounds about right to me.

Get The Fuck Away From My Tits

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:01:22 -0700

Diane here follows orders. I like that. I wonder if she'd comply if I told her to sit on my face and giggle like a school girl? Probably not. She'd likely just bitch slap me like she did to the douche bag in this video.

Eat Your Own Pussy!

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 06:56:49 -0700

I once had this girlfriend whose vagina came fully loaded with a horrid set of genital herpes. Ok no big deal I thought to myself, I'll just work around it. Then a good 6 months later, she some how developed a case of oral herpes. Interesting. So after playing a little Where's Waldo with all these slut-blisters, she confessed that the (new) herpes were actually self inflicted. O rly? Yes, in a late night rampage of sexual frustration, the bitch miraculously performed auto-cunniligus & unwittingly spread the virus from her pussy to her mouth... and it was all because I refused to tongue her tuna. Hah.

Go Away Bro, I'm Masturbating

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 05:05:40 -0700

This is why I carry a 12oz bottle of my mace in my center console. Rest stops are great for quick 'on the road' jackoff sessions but they're almost always laden with dirty old men looking to score free peep shows. If they want to see me make love to myself, they gotta pay... otherwise it's mace to the face.

Unwanted Public Facials 3

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 05:38:24 -0700

I have an idea for spin-off of this. Instead of ejaculating onto these unsuspecting woman, they could just go poop on them & then run off. What do you think? Unwanted Public Poo: The New Series By Some Sick Japanese Motherfucker. I like it already.

The Cumshot Of A Life TIme

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:47:14 -0700

Someone get some napkins, piglet just had a liter of foreign jizz unloaded on to her a face. Honestly now, I would've even let my dog fuck this mullet toating beast. And considering her sexual preferences, I'm sure she'd be deeply disappointed to hear that.

Drunk Girl Shits In A Liquor Store

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:14:59 -0700

She's more than welcome to come shit in my house if she ever feels the need. I see she's not a fan of toilet paper... that's okay, she can just use my face to wipe her ass. Hospitality - it gets me laid everytime.

Intentionally Caught Jacking Off

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:05:58 -0700

He very well might end up getting banned from every Motel 6 across the country, but eventually one of these fat Hispanic maids will do the right thing and finish the man off - just like in the porno films.

Indian Girl Almost Quits Anal Scene

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:03:40 -0700

These girls just do anal cause it'll land them an extra $200 on their paycheck. That's a lot like getting paid $1,000 to go down on a 400 pound lady & then being offered an extra $100 to toss her wart-infested salad. It's just not worth it. Now see the full video HERE!

No Bitch I Aint Eating Your Pussy

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:08:14 -0700

She tries to blame the fowl taste on the lube but that doesn't really explain the cheese whiz dripping out of her pussy. Douche with hydrogen peroxide + Mentos and get on with the show.

Deaf Girl Still Wants To Be A Pornstar

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:18:53 -0700

She's back for round 2.. this time on Anal Recruiter. I really do admire her dedication and all, but can someone who knows sign language please forward a request for her early retirement? Those sounds make my ears bleed. See her 1st video HERE.

Butthole Damaged After Anal Sex

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:27:42 -0700

Here's yet another video of a woman suffering from bodily damage after granting a large cock permission to penetrate her brown eye. To be honest, I think this one is a tranny but that's besides the point. I want to know where those 2 giant raisins dangling from her asshole came from?

Not Everyone Can Afford A Dildo

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:40:24 -0700

Ah yes, the colorful world of woman's makeshift sex toys: bedposts, bananas, shampoo bottles, motorized toothbrushes, baseball bats, Ultra Magnus action figures... you name it, they've fucked it. Except pineapples. That particular fruit is exceedingly difficult to work with.

This Bitch Is Naked

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:03:22 -0700

Now if I was that bystander, I would've simply re-enacted something I saw the tour guide do on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise back when I was 8. As the hippo approaches, fire 3 warning shots into the air and shout "get back you beast, get back now!". The hippo will cease all aggression and disengage.

Good Porn Ruined By Shitty Music

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:10:43 -0700

It's a porno, not a god damn fitness video. Stop adding in the shitty keyboard-generated dance music, it drains out the sound of the woman crying and gagging on cock, which is an essential part of my fap session.

Robotic Cocksucker

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:29:54 -0700

I purchased one of these bad boys back in 1998. Nearly snapped my cock in half on a number of occasions, but all in all it was a fine investment. Sure it was pricey, but so is taking a girl out to dinner and a movie. In the end you get the same thing, minus the drama and genital warts.

I Wanna Be A Pornstar

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:06:52 -0700

A few tit jobs and a little lipo, and then BAM... her vagina will be generating 7 figures annually before you even know it. It'll also be generating a yellowish discharge, depending on the severity of the Herpes and Gonorrhea that she's bound to contract.

Gameshow Host Amazed By Fake Tits

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:53:56 -0700

Whaaat? No eels in this ass? No forced cunnilingus involving miniature pigs? What the fuck kinda of Japanese gameshow is this? Ohhhh wait this is from the early 90's... beastiality was still considered yucky back then. Yeah definitely the 90's, just look at those horrendous boob jobs! Mongloid titties status.

Ashley Blue's Shocking First Porno

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:30:30 -0700

Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why.

Too Tired To Fuck

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:04:16 -0700

Being a second rate slut has drained this girl of all her energy, so she catches some Zzzz's in the middle of her own porn shoot. Wise choice, this beast needs all the beauty sleep she can get.

Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:45:38 -0700

Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Too Drunk To Masturbate

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:26:01 -0700

Normally drinking on the job gets you fired. But when you're an adult performer, it gets you a pay raise and a few extra cocks in your ass after you pass out. Make mommy proud.

He Can Suck His Own Dick

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:41:25 -0700

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

Psycho Slut Spasms Out Of Control

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:17:40 -0700

This seems to be one of the rare instances where a woman can orgasm with little or no physical stimulation of the genitals. In this particular case, it looks like the deepthroating and/or gagging is what's triggering her orgasm.

Dick Surgery Gone Wrong

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:28:20 -0700

This poor fella just wanted a bigger wiener, and with a tootsie roll like that who could blame him? But I'll be damned if the doctor wasn't drunk off his ass cause right now his dick looks a lot like my ballsack. Someone pull a Lorena Bobbit and end this guys misery.

Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:14:43 -0700

Poor bastard, he's the real life version of the premature ejaculator from American Pie. I'd like to see him masturbate. All he has to do is poke his cock with his index finger and it's a done deal.

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:54:48 -0700

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

Tricked Into Having Gay Sex

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:21:55 -0700

Moral of the story: always be able to identify the person sucking your cock, unless you're totally cool with putting your sexuality in harms way. Some risks just aren't worth taking. See more guys tricked into being gay homosexuals on the BAIT BUS.

The Worst Porno Ever Made

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:28:28 -0700

A talking donkey that gets more pussy than I do and has an O face you'll never forget. I have officially seen it all. Even Gilligan makes a cameo appearance.

This Hooker Hates Anal Sex

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:56:58 -0700

For a woman who's made a career out of sex, I don't see why she'd want to keep the hole that earns the most off limits. The girls that do this are usually trying to compensate for their extremely overused vaginas. In this case I'd say that theory is pretty fucking dead on.

Black Cock Causes Bodily Damage

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:07:14 -0700

Not quite a prolapse but it might as well be. Her asshole looks a slice of damaged grapefruit and her vagina... hmmm... I'm gonna go with a cut of ahi tuna - burnt on the edges, raw in the center. Updating this site always makes me hungry.

Angry Pornstar Attacks Midget

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:41:42 -0700

Getting fucked and degraded by a midget? No problem. Brushing her teeth with cum? I'm afriad that's where she draws the line. I'm just glad to know she has standards.

Drunken Slut Has Hilarious Disaster

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 08:16:05 -0700

First off, this chick is drunk off her ass, and I mean that in a literal sense. She had a gallon of wine.. directly through her asshole. Now I always thought it was fun to poo on the floors of public restrooms, but this lady takes it to an all new level. If you've ever played Command & Conquer, think of her anus as the Ion Cannon.

Search Her Pussy For Drugs

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:17:38 -0700

I love how this is a real procedure. They do it before admitting woman into correction facilities. Imagine having that job, getting paid to raid pussies for contraband. Imagine all the treasures you could find.

Youre Doing It Wrong

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:50:06 -0700

Wrong hole? No not quite. More like wrong fucking direction. His cock nearly pierces through the piece of skin seperating her ass from her pussy. Remember the 'chestburster' scene from Alien? Just watch...

Pierced While Fucking

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 03:17:19 -0700

If you think this is bad you should see the site I found it on. They have a video of a woman fucking as she gets her pussy tattooed. I sense a sequel already - "laser removal while being fucked". Wanna see all this crazy porn I speak of? Click HERE!

Hands-On Sex Education

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:39:11 -0700

This eager slut-in-training wants to learn all the ropes of making whoopy. Practice makes perfect right? I didn't actually get much practice myself. I fucked 6 belly buttons before ever finding the right hole. What can I say... the shoe fit.

Oops She Forgot To Lock The Door

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:59:50 -0700

Chick gets busted masturbating by either her boyfriend, roommate or brother. I'm gonna go with brother just for the sake of fap worthiness.

Dying Orgasm

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:50:16 -0700

Just close your eyes and listen to the audio. Only time I've heard a man make sounds like that was in Al-Qaeda beheading video. See more from this awesome couple here: 1, 2 and 3.

Why Some Vaginas Smell Like Fish

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:12:00 -0700

Bad idea skanky poo. 20 packs of Vagisil and your pussy will still smell like rotting tuna. You'll need to empty a few bottles of Febreze into there if you really wanna get rid of the stank. That and drano.

Long Like The Neck Of An Ostrich

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:50:21 -0700

I have dreams of my penis being that big. I see myself wearing loose fitted short shorts with my wang hanging out the side as I rollerblade by the beach. Jealous men shield their girlfriends eyes as my cock sways back and forth in the wind.

This Crackwhore Has Brain Damage

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:58:19 -0700

I just hope she practices safe sex, wouldn't want some nasty STD to interfere with her productive, meaningful life of sucking dick for quarters. See aids infested crackwhores getting fucked bareback HERE!

Gangbanged On Reality TV

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:44:49 -0700

This is fake. This isn't a real gameshow and she isn't in real pain. 3 inch penises make girls laugh, not cry. Trust me, I know.

Make Sure My Pussy Works

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:39:58 -0700

She hits up the doctor cause she's having difficulty getting pregnant. I'm no gynecologist but if shaved that bush her husband would probably have an easier time finding the right hole.

Two Feet Of Pain

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:41:26 -0700

He's got me beat by like one inch. Okay maybe more like 23 inches. I couldn't even satisfy a midget. But where I lack in size, I make up for with class and charm.

Im Sick Of Being A Virgin

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:00:01 -0700

She's 19 and still a virgin. I guess no one wanted to fuck her, afterall its kinda hard to get past that rat-face of hers. So she enlists the help of a friend who's equipped with a hair brush. Guess what happens.

Shes Gonna Get Vagina Cancer

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:21:20 -0700

Guadalupe may be LOL'ing now but that'll quickly change when she finds out her pink taco has emphysema. Tobacco kills!

I Dont Want Shit On My Dick

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:30:29 -0700

He wants to fuck her up the butt but is afraid his cock will come out like a chocolate covered banana. So he sticks a tiny camera up her ass just to make sure she's a frequent defecator. Kinda gross but hey, I'm all for safe sex.

Hungry Vagina

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:36:55 -0700

Looks like her pussy has gone through a garbage disposer. It's okay, as long her asshole is still intact and hemorrhoid-free, she has a decent shot at scoring a date with me.

Ass To Mouth Disaster

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:01:50 -0700

I cant even begin to express the importantance of utilizing a maglight when practicing ATM in the dark. Last nights chicken potpie doesn't taste so good the 2nd time around does it lady? Pwn 2 self lolz.

Bruno Stop Sniffing Her Pussy

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:07:41 -0700

Just imagine if that was an unneutered Golden Retriever... I think wifey would've quickly gained a strong understanding of the term "unwanted threesome".

She Cums Nine Times

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:57:42 -0700
The dude sounds Popeye the Sailorman and his old lady squirts cum like a water fountain. They were born for eFukt. Thanks goes to Rod for the video.

Oh Noes The Condom Broke!

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:25:23 -0700
I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch! It's still a cool site though, CHECK IT OUT!

Big Dick Syndrome

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:00:01 -0700
Aye carumba! Nice elephant cock dood! But I forsee 1 little problem... the only creatures with big enough holes for you to fuck are large horses and gay pornstars who've been subjected to olympian gangbangs. Tough break bro!

Your Threesome Is Terminated

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:24:42 -0700
Keep your dick in your pants for this one, or you just might end up inadvertently blowing your load to the sight of a flying dragon.

Psycho Orgasm

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:53:38 -0700
A self induced orgasm leaves this slut flopping around like a fish out of water. Reminds me of myself when I lost my virginity, except I actually cried a litte. Tears of joy.

The Result Of Too Much Anal

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:34:40 -0700
If a woman told me I did that too her asshole, I'd be flattered. One could only hope that their penis be capable of such damage.

But Youre My Brother Lolz

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:03:44 -0700
Vintage porno with incestual undertones makes me laugh. It also heightens my urge to be transported back to the 70's so that I can fuck the shit out of hippies along side mothers with beehive hairdos.

Pornstar Ruins Her Boob Job

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:53:23 -0700
Silicone is gonna start leaking out her nipples and in 3 days she'll be back to an A cup. I think that makes this the cheapest breast reduction surgery ever.

Genital Kickboxing

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:26:15 -0700
It's a martial art. Only use it when absolutely necessary, like when your mom won't do your laundry.

Pornstar Gets A New Vagina

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:55:15 -0700
Her vagina lips looked like they belonged in an Arbys roast beef sandwhich. This was bad for her career so she set out on a perilous journey to unbeef her pussy and close the gape once and for all.

They LOL At His 1 Inch Penis

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:56:34 -0700
Did you know in the 70's they would sometimes give sex reassignment surgery to boys born with really small dicks? They would chop off your mini-me, give you a shitload of hormones and raise you as a girl. Yikes! Read about it HERE and HERE and HERE.

Fucked 3 Feet Deep

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:25:33 -0700
A 2 foot dildo followed by a 7 inch cock in the ass, all at once. What kind of person could accommodate such an enormous insertion? I'll give you a hint: there are 2 people in this video and neither of them are woman.

Homer Simpson Pussy

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 13:43:20 -0700
I think it just winked at me.

Racist Girl Has Vaginal Injury

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 03:35:02 -0700
The dialogue alone made me wanna post this video, her vagina getting literally torn open was just an added bonus. I told you those black cocks were dangerous. More stuff like this HERE and HERE.

Grandma Noooooo

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 14:59:41 -0700
Don't worry, she won't bite!

Bad Pussy

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:05:09 -0700
A late night fuck session is continuously interrupted by a frisky kitten who wants to turn the guys dick into it's new chew toy.

Newbie Ruins A Porno Shoot

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:16:25 -0700
This guy genuinely thought that eating your own semen was socially acceptable. In France, yeah maybe. But in the rest of the world, no, people tend to frown upon the act of ingesting your own cum. Sorry! Now sign up at Incredible Pass to see more.

Black Snake Moan

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:29:11 -0700
His trouser snake has the characteristics of many species. It resembles a black python but moves like a desert sidewinder. It has the venom of a western diamondback, infecting its prey with an assortment of STD's. Avoid contact without protection.

Worlds Biggest Cock

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:37:39 -0700
God blesses him with a horse cock and what does he do? Turns into a tranny and only fucks men. What a waste... think of all the vaginas he could've decimated with that thing.

Bitch You Got A Yeast Infection

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 18:14:11 -0700
This is probably why you don't see that many male performers bragging about their profession... cause they all got warts on their dicks and have to eat out girls like this! Yum yums.

What Female Ejaculation Really Looks Like

Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:34:57 -0700
If you're trying to make your girlfriend cum and you don't see a fountain of cottage cheese spurting from her pussy, then you're definitely doing it wrong.

A Good Reason Not To Do Anal

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:27:20 -0700
I know I know, all I ever do is boast about the greatness of anal sex. But we must not disregard a major downside to packing fudge - and that would be the fact that getting shit all over your cock is inevitable.

Beavis & Butthead: The Porno

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:49:05 -0700
The only thing missing is a cameo of that glasses wearing bitch from the show Daria. Surely I'm not the only one who wants to see her ass get torn wide open by Beavis's cock, preferably to the sound of "La La La La La you're standing on my neck."

Youporn

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 05:49:05 -0700
Stop wasting your fucking time with sites like youporn and redtube. Efukt.com has the fucking sickest and weirdest content on Earth. The jizz wiill be exiting your urethra before you even have time to whip your cock out.

Pissed Off Crackwhore

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:36:06 -0700
She's coked out and on the rag. If that isn't an invitation for AIDS I don't know what is. Luckily this skank got kicked off the set before anyone had a chance to stick their dick in festering pussy hole. The full 12 minute version can be seen in the Incredible Pass members area.

Fucking In An Internet Cafe

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:15:58 -0700
All I wanna know is how the fuck did he do that without the employee noticing? Some sort of pussy pounding stealth mode... I gotta learn that so I can fuck my hookers without waking up mom and dad.

Ouch Her Pussy Hurts

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:46:08 -0700
Big penises can be dangerous. Better be careful or they'll poke your eye out.. and maybe your cervix too.

The Biggest Vagina In porn

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:31:22 -0700
That green football in her pussy has an extremely negative effect on the appearance of her asshole. It vaguely resembles the Star Trek symbol. I'm afraid that is a salad I simply cannot toss.

Fatal Accident While Fucking!

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:21:20 -0700
Dont drive and fuck? I wish this happened on Bangbus. I tried jacking off to one of their videos the other day but it's impossible. That cameraman never shuts the fuck up. Although him going through a windshield would drastically change all of that.

Planet Of The Gapes

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:03:44 -0700
I've never actually been able to make a girl gape. My dick might as well be a pencil. Being responsible for making a woman's vagina a tad bit looser is a feeling I will never know :(

No Legs But He Still Can Fuck

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:57:02 -0700
haha what the fuck, I wanna be this guy. He fucks hotter chicks than me and he's got a bigger dick by at least 3 inches. Shit he probably even makes more too if he's on disability. Lieutenant Dan for the win.

Paid To Fuck A Fat Ugly Motherfucker

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:26:56 -0700
I'm dying to know what she charges. I'm fat and ugly just like this dude except I'm actually white.... thats gotta knock off at least a few pesos right?

She Cant Feel His Small Dick

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:45:08 -0700
His snaggled toothed girlfriend can barely feel his cock so she keeps asking for it harder but she doesn't seem to realize that there is only so much you can do with 3 inches..

Hooker Refuses To Get Off Her Phone

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:29:57 -0700
Easy solution: grab the phone & shove it up her twat. With that hole being occupied, you'll have no choice but to relocate your penis to the nearest available orifice - her anus. I call this "How To Get Anal From A Prostitute Without Paying Extra, by eFukt.com".

Caught Cheating By Angry Husband

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:30:22 -0700
From what I've read there is a longer version of this floating around somewhere. If any of you have it - hit me up! I have a sneaking suspicion that someone ends up getting their ass kicked.

TV Cameraman Spies On Horny Couple

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:49:31 -0700
They leave the blinds open so everyone can see them fuck. I do this as well but the majority of the girls I fuck are 300 pounds and up, so not too many people enjoy the show.

Pet Dog Attacks Couple Having Sex

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:39:23 -0800
Reminds me of this time I was fucking this girl missionary with the lights off. Half way into it I hear her puppy trotting around the room in the dark. It got up on the bed and went for my balls. I immediately lost my erection and to date, that is the only time I've ever had a reasonable excuse for not being able to get it up.

Pornstar Attacks Male Performer

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:21:59 -0700
Eventually one of these girls is just gonna end up biting someones dick off during a throat fuck session. Trust me, I'll be the first to post it. See more shit like this over at MEATHOLES.com!

He Can Make A Girl Cum

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:13:17 -0700
In the past few months the "how to make a girl cum" video has received over a million views. One of those viewers tested out the technique on his girlfriend and sent us footage of the results. Pretty cool! If you wanna do the same and be featured on here, send an email to efukt.admin@gmail.com. Video credit goes to "lovetodo" =)

eFukt's Biggest Fan

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:14:31 -0700
Which one of you is this? Don't be shy. I have unconditional love for all of my visitors.

Mean Sluts Ridicule Noob

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 01:41:45 -0700
This video really hits close to home. I too was once ridiculed for bustin my sloppy goo nuts prematurely. My ego was scarred and so was my penis (herpes). Watching this brings it all back. So to the Hispanic slut who was the most vocal during the humiliation: Space Dock, Strawberry Cheesecake, and a Tony Danza. All for you. All at once. See full video HERE.

She Finds The Hidden Camera

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:34:42 -0700
No no you're doing it all wrong. You gotta hide the camera in a black t-shirt with the lens poking out through one of the arm holes and be sure to use some black tape to cover up the red LED light. Mom will never notice! hah

Sorry Wrong Hole!

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:56:04 -0700
I was startled when I discovered that this wasn't yet on eFukt. It's one of the greatest porn bloopers of all time and has been making rounds on the internet for the past 5 years. Eh, better late than never.

Bosnian Slut Fucks In A Bar

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:16:11 -0700
I should probably visit Bosnia. If girls will drop their panties for dirty old scumbags like that over there, I might still have a shot at losing my virginity afterall.

Crybaby Gets Her Titties Pierced

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:22:14 -0700
The piercer should've pushed her to get a clit piercing, I wanted to see her vajayjay :(

His Penis Looks Like Jabba The Hut

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:10:06 -0700
Is that a gift or a curse? It's huge but hideous. It looks like he had about 50 of those girth enlargement surgeries where they inject a bunch of fat into your cock to make it thicker. Now his cock needs lipo.

Worlds Most Painful Dildo

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:35:19 -0700
Ribbed for her pleasure? Falcor thinks so.

Take It Easy On Her Ass

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:23:31 -0800
or you just might bust it open, similair to THIS, and dats not berry nice snarf snarf! (Yes, this is a repost. I got about 2 dozen emails from people wanting to see the full version, which is only like a minute longer but okay here it is!)

You Suck At Fucking My Wife

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:01:10 -0700
This guy propositioned a black man to fuck his wife, hoping to satisfy her desires for a huge cock. The black man gladly agrees but later discovers that fulfilling his role isn't as easy as he had anticipated.

2 Inch Penis Still Causes Her ANAL PAIN!

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:13:01 -0700
This dudes micro cock still manages to cause his girlfriend some pain during their anal excursion. Cant even imagine how she'd react if I stuck my 26 incher in there. Wazaam.

Drunk Chick Passes Out

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:52:31 -0700
This drunk chick takes a timeout from fucking so that she can go to the bathroom, but she doesn't make it very far. After about 3 steps she collapses and passes out on the floor.

He Wont Be Getting Laid For Awhile

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:19:43 -0700
Hey shithead, next time you setup a spycam on your skanky girlfriend, don't forget to cover up the red light.

The Price Of Sleeping Over

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:00:56 -0700
Sure dude, you can spend the night. All you have to do is suck my cock in the morning. If only that approach worked on girls.

College Couple Attempts Anal Sex

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:21:24 -0700
and fails miserably - complete with the common dialogue of the girl saying "ouch it hurts" and the guy saying "babe, it wont stay in". For some reason anal videos are always better when problems occur.

Jurassic Park: The Porno

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:26:53 -0700
Other films I'd like to see convertered to pornos: Dawn of the Dead, The Little Mermaid, Troll 2, Requiem For A Dream, Superbad and the board game Monoply - where if you go bankrupt you are forced into prostitution to pay off your debts. See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

Hookers Arent Very Political

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:58:16 -0700
If all the prostitutes in America turned political, crack would be legalized and sold through vending machines. It's best we keep their faces stuffed with cock.

Analyzing The Gape

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:46:52 -0700
Back when I was 15 I'd jack off to these early 90's porn tapes and I noticed that whenever a vagina would begin to gape open, a black censor box would cover it up. It's nice to see that they stopped doing that. Now I can finally see what the inside of a vagina looks like.

Loose Vagina Plugged With Cock

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:21:52 -0700
Even with a big cock crammed in her twat, air still manages to get in. At first he apologizes for making her loose pussy queef, but he later LOL's.

Bad Babysitter

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:53:39 -0700
It's amazing just how many careers come to an end due to masturbating at work. My first job was at Target - fired in the 2nd week for jacking off in the pet food aisle. It was well worth it, plus I pwn3d a 10 pound bag of Meow Mix

She Cant Have Sex

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:13:19 -0700
If she can't fuck, then he can't fuck and that means his balls are probably sky blue just about now. Kidney stones are a bitch.

This Is How They Fuck In Japan

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:07:41 -0700
Ok cool but how come there wasn't any eels? and what about the octopusses? Not even any lions or homeless people? These creatures play a pivotal role in the sex lives of Japanese people. So where are they? I smell something fishy going on. Shizaaam!

Assholes Harass Ugly Woman

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:17:45 -0700
Ehh what do you expect. It's Lake Havasu and she's like 45. She's practically a grandma compared to everyone else there. If she wants to suck dick without getting booed by the crowd she's gonna have to go to a retirement center.

Goth Orgy

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:10:47 -0700
Since this was one of the most popular videos on eFukt, I decided to repost a longer and better quality version of it. I like how the anorexic goth kid wearing eyeliner has a dick big enough to put most male pornstars to shame. See more HERE and HERE.

Hey Watch Me Fuck This Slut

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:27:11 -0700
Look at all those wild spectators... snapping pics for their myspace. I like the one wearing the goggles and dancing with his toy shotgun. He's special.

Drunken Sex Gone Wrong

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:30:31 -0700
I guess alcohol isn't always a ticket to getting laid. Sometimes it's just a ticket to getting vomit all over your cock. Personally, I'll take what I can get. Click HERE for more crazy drunk porn!

Attack Of The Horny Lifeguard

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:44:34 -0700
Some college girl swimming in a river gets attacked by a beastly lifeguard, who believes the best way to save a woman is to grab her by the titties and carry her to saftey - which is 100% incorrect. You're supposed to grab her by the vagina. Dipshit.

Why Is She Crying

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:13:46 -0700
Is it because she was denied a medical loan to have that hideous birthmark removed from her belly? or perhaps she is crying due to the sheer size of his massive tootsie roll?

Tarantula Pussy

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:06:31 -0700
The video doesn't show it but inside of her vagina there's a scorpion that later has an epic territorial battle with the tarantual, both of which are defeated by the husbands cock. Kinky shit.

One Pump Chump

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 00:48:23 -0700
Technically 3 pumps but who's counting. Anyway I strongly reject the stigma surrounding premature ejaculation. What do you stand to gain by lasting longer? The sooner you're done, the sooner you can go to fridge and eat leftovers. That's what I do.

Pathetic Guy Begs Wife For Sex

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:08:55 -0700
WOOPS! Correction: pathetic guy begs wife for permission to jack off while filming her nasty asshole... and even at that she is still reluctant. Buddy, you're better off doing what I do - stroke it to yourself in the mirror.

Unwanted Public Facials 2

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:51:12 -0700
My friend has actually done this and I can absolutely confirm that the victims do not just fucking sit there and act as if nothing is happening at all.

The Biggest Bitch In Porn

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:28:08 -0700
Wow... can someone please just send this girl over to FACIAL ABUSE? A2M followed by a Cleveland Steamer is the modern recipe for behavioral adjustment. My therapist confirmed it.

Dual Dildo Ass Fuck

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:23:19 -0700
It looks like a man in drag but there's no signs of cock n balls. Hmm... tough call. I'm gonna play it safe and not fap it to this one... for the sake of preserving my sexuality.

Attack Of The 2 Incher

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:42:53 -0700
Oh man... that's the kinda penis that woman openly laugh about. Shit, I'm a guy an even I am LOL'ing at that shrimp cocktail. Two words buddy, FAST SIZE.

Spank That Pussy

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:01:53 -0700
Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

How To Become A Pornstar

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:23:35 -0700
Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

Kung Fu Slut

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:56:48 -0700
Today I leanred that a well placed karate chop to the vaginal section can render your opponent paralyzed, giving you ample opportunity to penetrate her most tender regions. Click HERE and HERE for further demonstration.

Extraterrestrial Orgy

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:19:42 -0700
I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

Echo The Horny Dolphin

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:33:28 -0700
Have you guys ever played this video game? Apparently if you 'press 'down' 15 times and then 'left' once Echo will grow a dick and you can start fucking things. Time to grab the lube and bust out your Sega Genesis! See more videos like this on Demonic3D.com

College Girl Flashes Tits In Class

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:00:50 -0700
One of you eFukt fans needs to fuck a girl in the back of a full college classroom and email me the video of it. I can make you famous.

Racist Pornstar Learns About Equality

Sat, 31 May 2008 17:34:04 -0700
It's pretty rare to see any form of racism in porn, regardless of whether it's genuine or scripted. You can throat fuck a girl till she pukes but if you drop the N-BOMB it's gameover!

Cancer Girl Abused By Husband

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:22:50 -0700
Ok this is fucked up. To be honest, watching this really gave me the urge to track down her husband, beat the shit out him and save this poor girl from her painful past, but I suppose that's a job that only Maury Povich can do.

Unwanted Threesome

Thu, 29 May 2008 07:17:31 -0700
When this black guy was propositioned to fuck another mans wife, I don't think he knew that the husband himself planned on joining in. Pay close attention to the black dudes expression at the 30 second mark. He don't look too comfortable!

Not In My Pooper

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:56:17 -0700
Initially she makes it pretty clear that she doesn't want anything in her ass. But our hero Johnny Cock Rocket uses the powers of persuasion and before you know it he's making sweet love to her festering cornhole. Not exactly fap worthy but if you're like me you'll fap anyway.

Girl Tricked Into Doing Anal

Mon, 26 May 2008 09:10:00 -0700
It's Mardi Gras and this little slut has drawn in a crowd of horny men who want to stick a dildo in her ass. She agrees to it and bends over, but what ends up in her ass isn't the dildo!

Unwanted Public Facials

Sun, 25 May 2008 08:42:51 -0700
Either these woman are the worst actresses ever... or getting publicly cummed on is a common occurence in Japan and they're all just used to it. I'm going with option number 2.

Drunk & Depressed

Sat, 24 May 2008 02:01:13 -0700
This girl just got dumped by her boyfriend. She's pretty upset about it so she confides in her two black friends and believe me - these boys know just how to cheer her up!

Get That Out Of Me

Fri, 23 May 2008 02:49:51 -0700
This dude tries to stick a water bottle up his white girlfriends pussy but if you listen closely you can hear that she aint enjoying it too much.

Injured While Fucking

Thu, 22 May 2008 05:28:38 -0700
Fuck, she's gonna need a nose job now. I wonder if workmans comp will cover it. Oh wait, pornstars don't have that. Whoredom is a tough business!

Heart Shaped Vagina

Wed, 21 May 2008 07:22:36 -0700
Actually it looks more like a broken heart. I wonder what her asshole resembles. I'm guessing Jesus.

He Cums In 5 Seconds Flat

Tue, 20 May 2008 03:03:44 -0700
His girlfriend doesn't sound too happy about his poor performance between her legs. They have anesthetic creams that work wonders for premature ejaculation. I'd say buy some.

It Wont Go Any Deeper

Mon, 19 May 2008 04:30:48 -0700
Alright so last night I was on that Ask Alice site or some shit and it says the average vagina is only 6 inches deep. So I'm dying to know how the fuck does this guy fit a 2 foot balloon in his wifes pussy?

Light Bulb Pussy

Sat, 17 May 2008 23:51:19 -0700
This is probably the most dangerous insertion I've seen yet. If her pussy was just a bit tighter, the pressure would've caused the bulb to shatter and the glass would've shredded her vagina to shit. Yikes!

Disgusting Anal Bead Accident

Fri, 16 May 2008 20:29:42 -0700
Ok here is what we have: 1 drunken frat boy, a set of anal beads and a spring break slut who really needs to shit. I want you to guess what happens when the guy decides to use his teeth to remove the anal beads from her ass. He has a souveniur splattered all over his shirt =)

Heart Attack Orgasm

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:01:27 -0700
When I lost my virginity 2 weeks ago my orgasm sounded very similair to this.

Kicked While Masturbating

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:10:02 -0700
This woman comes up with the genius idea to masturbate under a horse. But the horse isn't cool with that so it kicks her in the back and tells her to GTFO.

Sex With A Cannibal

Mon, 12 May 2008 16:37:44 -0700
That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me. See more videos like this HERE and HERE.

Deaf Girl Wants To Be A Pornstar

Sat, 10 May 2008 19:55:04 -0700
Looks like Savvanah Jane has some competition! What next... blind pornstars? Anyway, if you wanna see the full version of this deaf chick getting fucked, then click here. It's pretty fucked up...

Fucked Up Gameshow 7

Fri, 09 May 2008 19:44:21 -0700
Anyone wanna team up with me to do our very own fucked up gameshow? All I need is Russian hookers and about two dozen piranha.

Hotdog Down A Hallway

Thu, 08 May 2008 17:11:44 -0700
There's enough room in there for my penis, your penis and 3 black men's penises. Definitely not my favorite combination but hey, it fits.

How To Eat Pussy

Tue, 06 May 2008 22:40:03 -0700
Fuck, I remember downloading this video off of Napster back in 1999. It taught me the pussy eating skills that I have today and is directly responsible for dozens of sexually satisfied BBW's worldwide.